a come to Jesus talk with neighbor an hour ago
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:17 pm
We normally lock the entrance door, out of habit and because we are both hearing impaired somewhat. we have a door bell at the carport by the gate that YOU must open to gain entry to our walkway that leads to the porch, which leads to the main door (which is normally locked) .
upon entry there is a MUDROOM and you can choose to go left or right through another set of doors to get to the main kitchen and house or the rv garage (man room)
we baby sit my dear friends house across the street, so we routinely go over there and dust or run a vacuum if needed, snag a beer , drive his car, wash his car, etc.
Today, my wife was over there and i was home, so door was unlocked. I go to the little boys room, then came out to kitchen (which places my back to the doors) and proceed to wash veggies and stuff for my nachos, ( jalpenos, maters etc.) all the sudden my dog flips out and starts barking that, I am going to eat you bark. I turn around i see a person walking past me back towards the door. I couldn't make them out right away as the lights were on low and they moved quickly. then i see its my neighbor lady that i know, but dont really have much to do with, i am polite to her but no BBQ invites. I yell WTF are you doing in my house, you could have just got shot.. she looked me dead in the eye and screeched that she banged on the door and no one answered. so i ask why didnt you ring the doorbell of which you had to walk right past as you went through the gate.. of course i get the liberal from Illinois look ( she moved her form there a few years back) . and right on que she says what doorbell
I guess in her mind, if you dont answer the door, just walk the heck in...
so she quickly exits my house to the porch as i follow , chewing her out. then she stops and says she wanted me to move my car (which is parked across street under a carport) so her visiting brother could avoid the impending hail storm. i am thinking you are one dumb crazy woman, but with lots of expletives in my head, plus a mental image of twisting her head off like a bottle cap
i keep one car over there to confuse people and rotate my 2 with my buddys car he leaves here. so i say sure ( i am a good neighbor) so i go over and pull my car up so her brother can come over and park behind me under the 50 foot carport.
well a few minutes go by and my buddy calls me, because she called her sister, who then chewed out her husband ( who is an acquaintance of my buddy)and had him call my buddy in florida to complain that i yelled at her. of course he asked what was up and i told him, of course he has my back as always and said, i should have just shot her.
Her sister is a real PITA if you know what i mean.
then my buddy asks why my neighbor lady didnt just ask my wife to move the car, because she had seen my wife over there sweeping the porch and her sisters husband relayed the fact we were in his house
so long story short... i didnt let my dog bite and i didnt lock the door. and she now knows a few new bad words spoken from the heart by this old sailor
mind you, she has my freaking phone number and knows how to use it ALOT . i know why her husband died young, she is useless.
i feel better now
upon entry there is a MUDROOM and you can choose to go left or right through another set of doors to get to the main kitchen and house or the rv garage (man room)
we baby sit my dear friends house across the street, so we routinely go over there and dust or run a vacuum if needed, snag a beer , drive his car, wash his car, etc.
Today, my wife was over there and i was home, so door was unlocked. I go to the little boys room, then came out to kitchen (which places my back to the doors) and proceed to wash veggies and stuff for my nachos, ( jalpenos, maters etc.) all the sudden my dog flips out and starts barking that, I am going to eat you bark. I turn around i see a person walking past me back towards the door. I couldn't make them out right away as the lights were on low and they moved quickly. then i see its my neighbor lady that i know, but dont really have much to do with, i am polite to her but no BBQ invites. I yell WTF are you doing in my house, you could have just got shot.. she looked me dead in the eye and screeched that she banged on the door and no one answered. so i ask why didnt you ring the doorbell of which you had to walk right past as you went through the gate.. of course i get the liberal from Illinois look ( she moved her form there a few years back) . and right on que she says what doorbell
I guess in her mind, if you dont answer the door, just walk the heck in...
so she quickly exits my house to the porch as i follow , chewing her out. then she stops and says she wanted me to move my car (which is parked across street under a carport) so her visiting brother could avoid the impending hail storm. i am thinking you are one dumb crazy woman, but with lots of expletives in my head, plus a mental image of twisting her head off like a bottle cap
i keep one car over there to confuse people and rotate my 2 with my buddys car he leaves here. so i say sure ( i am a good neighbor) so i go over and pull my car up so her brother can come over and park behind me under the 50 foot carport.
well a few minutes go by and my buddy calls me, because she called her sister, who then chewed out her husband ( who is an acquaintance of my buddy)and had him call my buddy in florida to complain that i yelled at her. of course he asked what was up and i told him, of course he has my back as always and said, i should have just shot her.
Her sister is a real PITA if you know what i mean.
then my buddy asks why my neighbor lady didnt just ask my wife to move the car, because she had seen my wife over there sweeping the porch and her sisters husband relayed the fact we were in his house
so long story short... i didnt let my dog bite and i didnt lock the door. and she now knows a few new bad words spoken from the heart by this old sailor
mind you, she has my freaking phone number and knows how to use it ALOT . i know why her husband died young, she is useless.
i feel better now