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We Need Humor!

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:49 pm
by Jusme
How about a topic for humorous stories/tips for gun owners? Nothing regarding dangerous or controversial issues, just funny things that happen to gun owners, that don’t happen to non-gun owners.

Example: never clean your guns, while wearing a white shirt.

Re: We Need Humor!

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2021 3:42 pm
by strogg
Pro tip to new gun owners: When you get a giant package at the doorstep, keep that box. You'll eventually fill it with holsters and mag pouches that you'll procure and never use. You may need two or three of those, as one box is usually not enough.

Re: We Need Humor!

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:49 pm
by Jusme
Never buy any gun accessory that has the word "universal" in it! :naughty:

Re: We Need Humor!

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:13 pm
by strogg
Remember: A silencer goes on a firearm, not your wife.

Re: We Need Humor!

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:50 pm
by Vol Texan

The Top 10 Reasons a Gun is better than a woman....


10 You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6 Guns will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5 Guns don't take up a lot of closet space.
4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
3 Guns don't ask, 'Does this new scope make me look fat?'
2 Guns don't mind if you go to sleep right after you use it.
1 You can put a silencer on a gun

Re: We Need Humor!

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:26 am
by Russell
I'm open for that, but I do think that'd make a good thread in Off Topic. Feel free to start one, I think it has a good chance of being a great read for new folks later on down the road if it collects a lot of good tidbits like the ones y'all have already posted here!